I had a new career experience this week. I was contacted last minute to serve as an expert reviewer for a really big deal grant after another reviewer dropped out at the last minute. The grant needed to be reviewed in 48 hours and, as the program officer emphasized, if she couldn’t find a new… Read more

Dear Former Collaborator, Respectfully, fuck you. You suck. By the way, I realize that it might be news to you that you are a former collaborator, since I never bothered to actually tell you that I would never be inviting you to be on my projects anymore. Or, you might have guessed this based on… Read more